Dear Prospective Students,
I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you to Miskatonic University, your first step into a lifelong quest for madness. Why madness? As it is written, For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow. But in this weakened day, people must be willing to sacrifice “happiness” for madness. And so Miskatonic University Online Portal was brought into existence. Here at MUOP, you are provided with the skills necessary to enjoy a lifelong pursuit of learning for your own improvement and the improvement of society in general. We focus on preparing the student by following the Trivium & Quadrivium system. All MU students* are required to take 2 years of Latin & Greek along with Study Skills, Introduction to Logic, Introduction to Rhetoric, Number Theory, Euclidean Geometry, Music Theory, Astronomy, History of Western Civilization, History of the Western Canon, & Fine Art. These courses will form the framework by which you integrate the information from your chosen field.
*Math and Science majors will not be required to take Number Theory nor Euclidean Geometry.